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Monday, February 27, 2006, 9:33 PM

This wonderful day when the wonderful sun is shining wonderfully on us when we're playing some wonderful frisbee on some wonderful grass-filled field, well, expectantly something wonderful happened. I was running on the field (God knows why with such enthusiasm which is definitely not me) trying to reach my initial position before catching the frisbee when I slipped and fell on the grass-filled patch of field and obviously the grass-filled field is also a moisture-filled field. It's not much of the falling process but the "fell" part.

Ouch I guess it didn't really hurt much.










damn I could fell more gracefully and landed in a more feminine position that befits my image



I wanted to type something that I really really really want to say but decided it's not my style ahahhahahaa




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Saturday, February 25, 2006, 11:26 PM

Post common test feelings are great. I've never felt so happy in my Sec3 life (er, not that I have much of it anyway LOL) before. I mean up till now.

Went orchard with Dorothy today and we realised Orchard is strictly for adults

figured out if we were really desperate we could take handbags as pencilcases. AHAH
anyway I bought a new pencilcase today and it's like..loud.
Loud as in shiny and big
God I can't believe my pencilcase outshined me (literally).

Walking along Orchard Road is already frustrating and with the addition of people shoving a clipboard in your face it's irritating. We've been approached I think at least 5 times, 3 from a company that protects maids and foreign workers from being abused, 1 from a modelling agency, 2 from RV asking for donations and 2 that asked us to go for some tiny concert held by a band ("Wired") that is, well obviously unheard of. Ya. So that's how much 2 innocent, child-like, helpless little girls suffered today. (Everybody else,"Awww..") Haha except for the shuai guy who asked us for $2 donations. Mixed blood lor. Lol.. Still say he didn't understand Mandarin or read Chinese when he conversed in Mandarin for whole 4 and a half sentences.

Pencilcase's sitting there. HEEHEE.. Damn it's bright ! It's blinding.. heehee




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Friday, February 24, 2006, 11:14 PM

CHEERS COMMON TESTS ARE OVER !

Feel like saying some chim chinese sayings to express the joy that is surging in the depths in my heart but I have better things to blog about.

Anyway after using this brand of contact lens solution the difference is that the lenses stick more to the eyeball which is irritating ! Ahhh neverminnd.. Tried to cry during xiaozu today and I couldn't ! Reason because the contact lenses absorbed the tears and water content surfacing from the eyeball ahahhah neverneverneverneverneverevermind

Man I can't stop looking at the four words COMMON TESTS ARE OVER and I need to talk about it somehow. I started giggling and smiling devilishly to myself since Thursday and Partner thinks I'm a nut. Great because of this I did the Chem paper halfheartedly -__- I began bubbling halfway through the lessons and giggled giggled giggled bubbled bubbled sniggered until the end of school today. With the wind shutting me up occasionally because it messed up my hair.

Oh talking bout the wind I really love this classroom ! Winds are blowing in at high speeds that messes up my hair and I'm sitting right in front of the door, which means I get to catch a glimpse (or loads of glimpses) of somebody I saw on the train with his sweet innocent little girlfriend.
I shall give him phony smiles from now on.
I can also look out of the window more often ! Yay ! But I wouldn't be sitting there after the common tests.. Nevertheless I look forward to seeing more and more bees visiting. And perhaps some birds.
However heartrending and tragic the scenes of bees dying while trying to get near to the lights (or being squashed in Chinese textbooks) may be, the commotion that they caused in class is most delightful. And I really like this classroom.

Yawns I could have written more but I need sufficient energy to sleep till 11 tomorrow so I need to train for it.




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Wednesday, February 22, 2006, 10:55 AM

You need to be certified to cut part of my heart and take it away but I seriously hope you wouldn't do that when you leave HAHAAHAH cheers




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12:05 AM

Doing something I should not er, be doing ?

LOL

1) wasting time here
2) not starting on chem
3) thinking too much
4) dreaming of being someone whom everyone idolises



it's just something in your smile :) but i dont want to be the bad person sometimes i wish i was the one sobbing ( i dont know bout that) and feeling weepy and feeling depressed maybe that'll make me feel better and stop thinking bout it . haha it's okay kinda weird actually




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Monday, February 20, 2006, 7:33 PM

Oh my I just realised my fingers are stiff from not typing. I can't type as fast
But nevermind I believe after the common tests I can pick up speed once again and type all I want until the skin wears off.

^__^

Er xin.

Contact lens solution ReNu is problematic
how retarded can that get ! Rubbish . ( I sound old like that)
Happiness ! I'm using ReNu and I'm so glad my eyes didn't have (I asked my mum what that infection was and the term seemed so cheem..forget it. ) that infection .

Who am I to comment la right.
Nevernevernevernevermind I'm smart and changed brand immediately to a less common brand (I told you everything in my world is highclass) .
I'm such a smartass to prevent ReNu from consuming my eyeball and for that I say:


PHEW


Now I don't dare to wear contacts so I have to wear my specs

YAY !

Common tests were sucky and the papers don't like me.
Sickening. I look at my Chinese marks I sian diao lor

fhgfaeghtkjhegtlhrgeh




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Sunday, February 19, 2006, 10:51 AM

Lol I keep day dreaming nowdays. Last Friday I imagined myself to be a female basketballer.


-__-




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Monday, February 13, 2006, 9:56 PM

Alrighty. Now tell me what I missed in this..6 days.

Nevermind. Well obviously I'm supposed to stare at some fantastic notes but obviously I'm slakcing and obviously am waiting for Desperate Housewives to start.

Pee-ew. Platoon 5 situated in the northern straits is wiped out. All dead. Man it's just so demoralising for the start of the year ! Could you have said something more encouraging and loving as a teacher ? I think you just killed us. An average of 11-13 I think ? I don't know. Man you're so not strict la right. Mr Foot-stickable-in-your-ass, you have just squeezed the last bit of swearing in most of us.



I love all of this, I just love it.




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Tuesday, February 07, 2006, 10:17 PM

I suspect vulgarities just flow out from my physics teacher's mouth (which I shouldn't listen to).
If not why can't I just listen to her ? Why is the attentive and goodygoody Emily Chau not attentive in class ? Hmm. Mystery.

Or maybe it's just her

HAHA. I'm looking out of the window more often nowadays. Heyhey I can see those bubble-headed boys playing soccer at the netball court. They make quite a bit of noise and I see that they're not kicking the ball, but bursting the ball. They like to kick the ball over the fence.


-_-



I TOLD YOU they were bubble-headed. Mans. LOL but on the other hand I'm somehow quite interested in the game (note: reason because I simply cannot stand the lesson and those people playing do really silly things sometimes).

BORED.




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Sunday, February 05, 2006, 7:26 PM

Say hello to MuscleWoman Emily Chau.

Today I went for ballet lesson (as usual) and was unusually inspired by Cai laoshi. Somewhere in the middle of the lesson she mentioned that"yi4 shu4 shi4 yi gu3 qi4" and said other stuffs which I couldn't remember yet that inspired me. I thought over it and heyhey, I realised how bloody wonderful ballet is. Despite Cai laoshi's loud voice and Itchy Hand smacking our legs. Really ! Ok maybe you might think I'm weird by saying this but I already had this thought for a long time. Just that I refuse to say.

Yeah. So back to the topic. But however wonderful it is, if you can't fulfil the requirements and expectations of the teacher you'll like it less right? The problem is I don't have enough strength. If I look like I'm relaxed all the time : Sorry lor, I'm born looking like that. (I looked at myself in class today and I recognised that I do look..relaxed. and complacent and so taitai-like. hahahahahaa) Cai laoshi said that I needed to develop muscles. So I've decided. In order to have a breakthrough in life I've decided to self train. YES , lifting weights and stuff to develop some pulsating muscles (yuck)

Pulsating muscles on Emily:




GHASTLY.





In addition to being inspired by Cai laoshi, I went for my first facial today ! Pure bliss. They did some double cleansing thing first then they steamed my face. Initially I thought they were just going to blow the steam in my face without considering the consequence of me having steamed eyeballs but HAHA I think too much. They covered my eyes [=. Steam. The steam was blocking my nose lor. hahaha And I was nearly smothered to death by the steam.

WAHA anyway, the blackhead-squeezing procedure came along. WELL I didn't expect the beautician to use any tools on my face, but apparently she did. And I was so glad I didn't look at them before the facial, but that feeling didn't last long. She was getting rid of the blackheads on my forehead (I felt pain okay) then proceeded to my nose and the areas under my eyes. Under those circumstances you couldn't possibly close your eyes right (well maybe you can but for me I couldn't) ? I opened my right eye and OH MY TIAN.

SHE WAS POKING MY FACE WITH A NEEDLE. OHMYTIAN ! However, I didn't react much physically but I guess I was pretty active mentally.

Emily was screaming in her head to tell her body to get up from the operation table, give the beautician a slap, and run out.

OK JKJK... HAHA ok lar I didn't react much but because of what I saw I felt more pain (duh xin le zuo yong..). And I saw tweezers too. AHH !

But after that it was SHIOK. HAHAHAHAHA chilling Royal Jelly Mask ! SHUANG DAOOO.. wheets ! HAHAHHAHAHA I simply loved it. There was some massage too. But the massage wasn't really useful for because for a reason I'm not old and that my muscles freeze.


And this is only the normal-est facial there.. I must grow up quickly to earn money and to go for more intense facial treatments ! HAHAHAHHAH
HAHAHHA I LOVE SUNDAYS !!

XD




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Saturday, February 04, 2006, 7:32 PM

Had this really serious talk over brunch this morning.


o.O


Man I can't imagine leaving this tiny piece of land for a looooong time. Just can't let go ! I thought about it already, maybe I really should marry mr bloody loaded person and give birth to a couple of kids and stay put.

The sea can be really big okay. AND I'M TALKING HUGE. Ahh ! But on the other hand it's definitely worth it. Imagine the scene of people screaming and stretching their arms to me and adoring me and being all infatuated with me - I'm definitely on it.

I guess I'll do nothing for the time being cause I still have a few years to think about it and perhaps be in time to get married.


[=


whee




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Thursday, February 02, 2006, 5:16 PM

I apologise for the posts to be located at the left (very left) of the screen.
Well it seems that some of the blogskins are getting childish and all weepy:

"my world of black"
"falling apart"
"I'll remember the times we had"
"the sound of death"

So depressing la right. (spoken in ZhiHui style)

HAHAH

Life is so short that we cannot afford to waste time. LIVE LIFE PEOPLE !

Things I want to do in 10 years time:

1) Get to a good JC (come on Emily, is that all you've got? Apparently, YES.)

2) Perhaps after taking A levels I'll take a one-year rest. I SAID, one-year rest. No cramming.
3) Get to university and I'll make sure I study psychology. Emily Therapy works okay. HAHAHH I'll get to witness and snoop on some of the world's dirtiest secrets

4) Work as a psychiatrist (yay I can spell that word !) Or maybe not. Life definitely has more choices. So why choose now?

5) Choose some other job

6) Get married before flabby (I simply refuse to use the alternative word "flaccid" after seeing it in the dictionary) arms and aging spots and a creased face appear.

7) On second thought getting married doesn't seem right. OH ya ! Go on hypersonic dating. Date up till 3 guys at a time ! Results guaranteed. For more infomation, please log on to http://www.hypersonic.com (P.S. you know there's no such thing right.)

8) Ignore the point above

9) Eat in high-class restaurants

10) Before that maybe I should get betrothed to some bloody loaded guy


I'm sure I'll forget them in about a few hours time. I'm just 14 right..




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